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me: that is a boldfaced lie
lie
hubby: bald-faced is the expression
me: well that doesnt make any sense
i like mine better
was it you who kept asking me if it's "flesh" something out or "flush" it out?
1:29 PM hubby: flesh it out
me: i know that
but someone was asking me that the other day
must have been matt
i get all the men in my life mixed up
hubby: bald-faced lie derives from people with no facial hair being more honest-appearing
and could get away with lies
even obvious lies
me: thats not true. it means it's bald... as in obvious
like naked
hubby: compares to scoundrel's with moustaches
me: i made up my description
hubby: i know
me: or, better yet...
1:30 PM it's brazen and bold
hubby: mine comes from etymological study
me: and shows on your face
thus, bold faced
hubby: again, not even close
me: or... like it's in bold
like... WOW, what a lie!
hubby: your descriptions are a bald-faced lie
me: i don't recognize that spelling
it's like your words don't exist to me
hubby: not my fault your intellegence and knowledge pale in comparison to mine
1:31 PM me: intelligence
hubby: typo
ass
me: mensa reject
mensa would totally take me
i have a 149 iq
hubby: again, bald-faced lie
me: totally not
im sure i have the records somewhere
hubby: well i maxed out the iq test i took
1:32 PM me: you are just jealous of my genius
hubby: so all they know is i'm above a 145
but not sure how much
me: thats a huge lie
lie
hubby: nope
me: that kind
hubby: ask my parents
me: boldfaced
your parents also say you read at 2
hubby: quit trying to make that stick
it's not a thing
me: obviously you manipulate the system
hubby: bald-faced lie is correct
me: nope. not saying it.
it sounds ridiculous
bald faced
1:33 PM hubby: nevertheless, it is correct
"i'm sorry your honor, but that sounds ridiculous"
"ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my opposing counsel's story is ridiculous"
1:34 PM don't even pretend like you could get away with that
saying you could is a bald-faced lie
me: in a court of equity i could
because they can do whatever they want
or in jeffco
hubby: i'm getting lunch
bye
me: i win.
1:35 PM hubby: no
you're still wrong
you don't win if you're wrong
me: wrong.
bye
me: i'm a lawyer. i win when i'm right AND when i'm wrong
1:36 PM hubby: barefaced lie is also acceptable
looks like boldfaced is also acceptable (HA! -Commentary by Amanda...)
1:38 PM but stupid
me: nope, much more acceptable
go to lunch nerdfest
hubby: baldfaced is best
boldfaced "sounds like a printer error"
HA
both invented by my dear friend, Willy the Shakes
1:40 PM me: he isnt' real
hubby: i ran a marathon this morning = baldfaced lie
me: but i am glad i am right
baldeagled lie
1:41 PM that sounds better
hubby: i just ate the ribeyes is a boldfaced lie
me: spreadeagled lie
hubby: there's just too few contexts in which that is correct
that's a completely different kind of thing
me: no, its a lie that is waiting there ready
hubby: "those red bumps are normal" is a spreadeagled lie
1:42 PM me: i feel like a grammar book could be based on our conversation
an awesome grammar book
amanda's awesome book of grammatical nonsensities
hubby: could be a new regular on your blog
1:43 PM me: go eat lunch
hubby: bye
bye
that was a boldfaced bye
HAHAHA
I'M HILARIOUS
me: you aren't even funny a little bit
1:44 PM hubby: you're right. I'm funny the whole bit
me: did you know that an upside down question mark is a sarcasm indicator?
hubby: and for you to suggest otherwise is a baldfaced lie
i think justin and i created that in con law 2
me: no, it really exists
outside of your imaginations
1:45 PM hubby: i'm hungry
stop talking
i'm goin
see you tonight
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